The Commonwealth of Southern Olympics is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 155 million Southern Olympicsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Southern Olympicsian economy, worth 9.41 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 60,741 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, and the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Southern Olympics's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Southern Olympics is ranked 98,335^th in the world and 44^th in Audinesca for Highest Food Quality, scoring 23.4 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.